I was checking out why I was an insignificant microbe on the truth laid bear blog directory (there's a little box on the sidebar), when I saw that you could search for all the blogs that are about Paris.

And there I was, numero 122, just under...

I can't believe it! Paris Hilton is probably at home in front of her computer right now feeling extremely smug. Well, maybe...

Also, if I mention Paris Hilton enough times, traffic to my site is bound to pick up! She certainly screws up trying to advertise anything to do with the city on search engines...